
DAWN DEMAYO (AKA “DURTPURZ”)
Dawn is 15, works at CVS and smokes a whole lotta Newports. She loves her boyfriend Ricky and the music of SisQo. Dawn’s knack for the overdramatic & highly stylized use of online grammar make reading her Facebook & Twitter status updates a daily essential. Dawn’s favorite quote: “~ i aM wHo i Am…uR juDgemEnts dO noT pHaZe mE in tHe LeAst…~ ” - JeSus cHriSt ♥ http://www.twitter.com/DuRtPuRz
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DAVID JOHN RADNER
Hey, I’m David John. I just moved into college. I see the number 4 whenever I close my eyes. I’m currently working sales at my Uncle’s Men’s Wearhouse but seeking an internship at Google or the White House. Radiohead is fu*kin gay. Joe Rogen is hilarious. I may or may not try and become a General in a war. All in all, whatever. You wouldn’t understand me anyway.
-http://twitter.com/DavidJohnRadner-http://davidjohnradner.blogspot.com/
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